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Unlicensed driver with kids in the car ain’t got time for railroad crossings. No serious injuries.

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Unlicensed driver with kids in the car ain’t got time for railroad crossings. No serious injuries.

Victoria Wild Spends $50,000 To Become Real-life Sex Doll

"I had a very normal childhood, living in a small village in the countryside. I was very slim and blonde and people would call me Barbie. But I hated my small A cup boobs. I didn’t like myself or the way I looked. I had an inferiority complex," she said, according to the Daily Mail. "I didn’t know about plastic surgery at that age but I would always dream about resembling a sexy bimbo doll with huge breasts and insanely big lips."

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You fucking have a mail!

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You fucking have a mail!

Cat Burglar caught Napping

NOKOMI, Fla. — Talk about a heavy sleeper.

Police say an accused burglar continued snoozing next to a bag of jewelry he was allegedly planning to swipe even after deputies began snapping pictures of him.

According to the Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office Facebook page, a cleaning lady discovered 29-year-old Dion Davis on a bed inside the victim’s home Monday.

Deputies say they took several photographs of the sleeping Davis, but he didn’t wake up.

The Herald Tribune reports Davis was charged with burglary and booked into jail on $10,000 bail.

Cat Burglar caught Napping

NOKOMI, Fla. — Talk about a heavy sleeper.

Police say an accused burglar continued snoozing next to a bag of jewelry he was allegedly planning to swipe even after deputies began snapping pictures of him.

According to the Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office Facebook page, a cleaning lady discovered 29-year-old Dion Davis on a bed inside the victim’s home Monday.

Deputies say they took several photographs of the sleeping Davis, but he didn’t wake up.

The Herald Tribune reports Davis was charged with burglary and booked into jail on $10,000 bail.

Gravedigger suspended after picture of him posing with an exhumed corpse goes viral.

Sept. 12, 2014 - The Spanish cemetary worker (far right) allegedly dug up the man’s body (center in case you couldn’t tell) so his wife’s could be added to the family tomb. Then he thought a selfie with the corpse would be a good idea.

The cemetery worker reportedly dug up the body of a man who’d died 23 years ago so his recently deceased wife could be added to the family tomb. But when he opened the crypt he discovered that the man’s body had become mummified and was still practically intact.

Rather than break up the body so another corpse could fit into the same space straight away, he decided to contact members of the deceased man’s family.

His nephew and niece arrived — and the woman took a photograph of her dead relative standing next to the digger and her living relation.

Darwin awards all around.

Gravedigger suspended after picture of him posing with an exhumed corpse goes viral.

Sept. 12, 2014 - The Spanish cemetary worker (far right) allegedly dug up the man’s body (center in case you couldn’t tell) so his wife’s could be added to the family tomb. Then he thought a selfie with the corpse would be a good idea.

The cemetery worker reportedly dug up the body of a man who’d died 23 years ago so his recently deceased wife could be added to the family tomb. But when he opened the crypt he discovered that the man’s body had become mummified and was still practically intact.

Rather than break up the body so another corpse could fit into the same space straight away, he decided to contact members of the deceased man’s family.

His nephew and niece arrived — and the woman took a photograph of her dead relative standing next to the digger and her living relation.

Darwin awards all around.

Okayyyyy, he’s a winner! Washington state prosecutor resigns during investigation of relationship with jailed felon.

Sept. 11, 2014 - Marriya Wright is no longer a deputy prosecutor with Spokane County after handing in a resignation letter Wednesday. The 34-year-old was accused of having an inappropriate relationship with the felon after sending him a bikini photo and thousands of text messages.

The investigation was sparked by a bikini photo of Wright discovered in a jail cell belonging to Michael Baumrucker, 31, a convicted felon with the word “criminal” tattooed on his shaved forehead, a booking photos shows.

Okayyyyy, he’s a winner! Washington state prosecutor resigns during investigation of relationship with jailed felon.

Sept. 11, 2014 - Marriya Wright is no longer a deputy prosecutor with Spokane County after handing in a resignation letter Wednesday. The 34-year-old was accused of having an inappropriate relationship with the felon after sending him a bikini photo and thousands of text messages.

The investigation was sparked by a bikini photo of Wright discovered in a jail cell belonging to Michael Baumrucker, 31, a convicted felon with the word “criminal” tattooed on his shaved forehead, a booking photos shows.

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ALS ice bucket challenge with a tractor

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Electrifying ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

In the near-death department, radio host Mark Kaye on 95.1 WAPE (Jacksonville, FL) takes the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, on air.  Unfortunately, he forgot to remove his electrified headphones before dumping the requisitie gallon of ice water on his head.


References:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J83oE7Mwqhc
http://www.wape.com/news/entertainment/morning-show/mark-kaye/ncy3

Police Rescue Naked Man after he Falls Off a Cliff while Masterbating

When Oregon City Police first spotted 31-year-old Ernest Michael Kirk, he was sitting on a cliff over the Willamette River, masturbating. Officers tried to talk with Kirk, but he appeared to be under the influence of drugs and, well, he wouldn’t stop jerking off.

Awk-ward.

Between the self-love session and the drug haze, Kirk managed to fall off the cliff and into the Willamette River. (We could have called that.) That’s when officers requested help from the Clackamas County Sheriff’s Office Marine Unit, who sent a boat to the scene. They found Kirk drifting in the river, naked and now unconscious. They rescued him from the water and took him to an area hospital for evaluation.

According to local police, Kirk is a known transient. The flute soloist was booked Monday on charges of felony public indecency, harassment and a parole violation.

Police Rescue Naked Man after he Falls Off a Cliff while Masterbating

When Oregon City Police first spotted 31-year-old Ernest Michael Kirk, he was sitting on a cliff over the Willamette River, masturbating. Officers tried to talk with Kirk, but he appeared to be under the influence of drugs and, well, he wouldn’t stop jerking off.

Awk-ward.

Between the self-love session and the drug haze, Kirk managed to fall off the cliff and into the Willamette River. (We could have called that.) That’s when officers requested help from the Clackamas County Sheriff’s Office Marine Unit, who sent a boat to the scene. They found Kirk drifting in the river, naked and now unconscious. They rescued him from the water and took him to an area hospital for evaluation.

According to local police, Kirk is a known transient. The flute soloist was booked Monday on charges of felony public indecency, harassment and a parole violation.

Naked men steal hamburgers from southwest Fla. restaurant -
Thieves strip off underwear before getaway, ditch red bell peppers

Bonita Springs, FL – A southwest Florida beachside restaurant was burglarized by a trio of naked hamburger thieves.

Southwest Florida Crime Stoppers is asking for the public’s help identifying the men, all wearing nothing but their underwear, who broke into Doc’s Beach House in Bonita Springs early Sunday morning.

Detectives said the men rummaged through the kitchen and got away with a case of hamburgers and red bell peppers

Before they got away, the men were caught on surveillance video removing their underwear and walking around the kitchen nude.

The men headed towards the Collier County line, where the peppers were found along the beach a few hours later.

Naked men steal hamburgers from southwest Fla. restaurant -
Thieves strip off underwear before getaway, ditch red bell peppers

Bonita Springs, FL – A southwest Florida beachside restaurant was burglarized by a trio of naked hamburger thieves.

Southwest Florida Crime Stoppers is asking for the public’s help identifying the men, all wearing nothing but their underwear, who broke into Doc’s Beach House in Bonita Springs early Sunday morning.

Detectives said the men rummaged through the kitchen and got away with a case of hamburgers and red bell peppers

Before they got away, the men were caught on surveillance video removing their underwear and walking around the kitchen nude.

The men headed towards the Collier County line, where the peppers were found along the beach a few hours later.

Connecticut State Trooper Steals Cash and Gold Chain from Dying Motorcycle Crash Victim - Caught on his own Dashboard Cam

BRIDGEPORT, Conn. (AP) — A Connecticut state trooper has pleaded guilty to charges he stole cash and jewelry from a dying accident victim.

The Connecticut Post reports 45-year-old Aaron Huntsman entered a guilty plea Wednesday to charges of larceny and tampering with evidence under the Alford Doctrine. That means he does not agree with the state’s case, but concedes there is enough evidence to secure his conviction.

Prosecutors say Huntsman, a 19-year veteran of the state police, was caught on video from his cruiser’s dashboard camera stealing a gold chain and $3,700 from 49-year-old John Scalesse as the motorcyclist lay dying on Sept. 22, 2012.

Scalesse was fatally injured when his motorcycle crashed on the Merritt Parkway in Fairfield.

Huntsman faces 18 months in prison when he is sentenced on Oct. 3.

Connecticut State Trooper Steals Cash and Gold Chain from Dying Motorcycle Crash Victim - Caught on his own Dashboard Cam

BRIDGEPORT, Conn. (AP) — A Connecticut state trooper has pleaded guilty to charges he stole cash and jewelry from a dying accident victim.

The Connecticut Post reports 45-year-old Aaron Huntsman entered a guilty plea Wednesday to charges of larceny and tampering with evidence under the Alford Doctrine. That means he does not agree with the state’s case, but concedes there is enough evidence to secure his conviction.

Prosecutors say Huntsman, a 19-year veteran of the state police, was caught on video from his cruiser’s dashboard camera stealing a gold chain and $3,700 from 49-year-old John Scalesse as the motorcyclist lay dying on Sept. 22, 2012.

Scalesse was fatally injured when his motorcycle crashed on the Merritt Parkway in Fairfield.

Huntsman faces 18 months in prison when he is sentenced on Oct. 3.

Deadly Combustable Mix: Drunk Husband and Wife, Most Likely Naked on Jet Skis, Arguments about Oral Sex with another Guy.

A Florida man is accused of throwing his wife off a jet ski after she caught him in an affair with another man.

Michael Doster, 50, is now under investigation in the death of his wife, Pamela.

The two were riding a jet ski on July 13 off of Passage Key Beach is “popular with boaters that like to take their clothes off,” Manatee County Public Information Officer Randy Warren told the WTSP.

Police say the couple got into an argument when Pamela Doster, 45, told her husband she caught him and another man performing oral sex on one another, according to a sheriff’s report obtained by The Smoking Gun. Both the Dosters had been drinking, according to NBC News.

Michael Doster allegedly pulled his wife off of the jet ski by her hair, but she climbed back on. This happened 4 more times, but on the fourth time she hit her head on the side of the craft, according to the sheriff’s report.

She said after she hit her head, her husband tried to get her to get back on the jet ski, but she refused. He then called 911, telling dispatchers his wife had jumped off of the craft.

The woman was able to make it to a sand bar on her own, where she was found around 10 p.m. with a swollen hip and bruises on her arm and head. She told responders what happened, but died of her injuries at a hospital on Wednesday.

Deadly Combustable Mix: Drunk Husband and Wife, Most Likely Naked on Jet Skis, Arguments about Oral Sex with another Guy.

A Florida man is accused of throwing his wife off a jet ski after she caught him in an affair with another man.

Michael Doster, 50, is now under investigation in the death of his wife, Pamela.

The two were riding a jet ski on July 13 off of Passage Key Beach is “popular with boaters that like to take their clothes off,” Manatee County Public Information Officer Randy Warren told the WTSP.

Police say the couple got into an argument when Pamela Doster, 45, told her husband she caught him and another man performing oral sex on one another, according to a sheriff’s report obtained by The Smoking Gun. Both the Dosters had been drinking, according to NBC News.

Michael Doster allegedly pulled his wife off of the jet ski by her hair, but she climbed back on. This happened 4 more times, but on the fourth time she hit her head on the side of the craft, according to the sheriff’s report.

She said after she hit her head, her husband tried to get her to get back on the jet ski, but she refused. He then called 911, telling dispatchers his wife had jumped off of the craft.

The woman was able to make it to a sand bar on her own, where she was found around 10 p.m. with a swollen hip and bruises on her arm and head. She told responders what happened, but died of her injuries at a hospital on Wednesday.