Electrifying ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

In the near-death department, radio host Mark Kaye on 95.1 WAPE (Jacksonville, FL) takes the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, on air.  Unfortunately, he forgot to remove his electrified headphones before dumping the requisitie gallon of ice water on his head.


References:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J83oE7Mwqhc
http://www.wape.com/news/entertainment/morning-show/mark-kaye/ncy3

Police Rescue Naked Man after he Falls Off a Cliff while Masterbating

When Oregon City Police first spotted 31-year-old Ernest Michael Kirk, he was sitting on a cliff over the Willamette River, masturbating. Officers tried to talk with Kirk, but he appeared to be under the influence of drugs and, well, he wouldn’t stop jerking off.

Awk-ward.

Between the self-love session and the drug haze, Kirk managed to fall off the cliff and into the Willamette River. (We could have called that.) That’s when officers requested help from the Clackamas County Sheriff’s Office Marine Unit, who sent a boat to the scene. They found Kirk drifting in the river, naked and now unconscious. They rescued him from the water and took him to an area hospital for evaluation.

According to local police, Kirk is a known transient. The flute soloist was booked Monday on charges of felony public indecency, harassment and a parole violation.

Police Rescue Naked Man after he Falls Off a Cliff while Masterbating

When Oregon City Police first spotted 31-year-old Ernest Michael Kirk, he was sitting on a cliff over the Willamette River, masturbating. Officers tried to talk with Kirk, but he appeared to be under the influence of drugs and, well, he wouldn’t stop jerking off.

Awk-ward.

Between the self-love session and the drug haze, Kirk managed to fall off the cliff and into the Willamette River. (We could have called that.) That’s when officers requested help from the Clackamas County Sheriff’s Office Marine Unit, who sent a boat to the scene. They found Kirk drifting in the river, naked and now unconscious. They rescued him from the water and took him to an area hospital for evaluation.

According to local police, Kirk is a known transient. The flute soloist was booked Monday on charges of felony public indecency, harassment and a parole violation.

Naked men steal hamburgers from southwest Fla. restaurant -
Thieves strip off underwear before getaway, ditch red bell peppers

Bonita Springs, FL – A southwest Florida beachside restaurant was burglarized by a trio of naked hamburger thieves.

Southwest Florida Crime Stoppers is asking for the public’s help identifying the men, all wearing nothing but their underwear, who broke into Doc’s Beach House in Bonita Springs early Sunday morning.

Detectives said the men rummaged through the kitchen and got away with a case of hamburgers and red bell peppers

Before they got away, the men were caught on surveillance video removing their underwear and walking around the kitchen nude.

The men headed towards the Collier County line, where the peppers were found along the beach a few hours later.

Naked men steal hamburgers from southwest Fla. restaurant -
Thieves strip off underwear before getaway, ditch red bell peppers

Bonita Springs, FL – A southwest Florida beachside restaurant was burglarized by a trio of naked hamburger thieves.

Southwest Florida Crime Stoppers is asking for the public’s help identifying the men, all wearing nothing but their underwear, who broke into Doc’s Beach House in Bonita Springs early Sunday morning.

Detectives said the men rummaged through the kitchen and got away with a case of hamburgers and red bell peppers

Before they got away, the men were caught on surveillance video removing their underwear and walking around the kitchen nude.

The men headed towards the Collier County line, where the peppers were found along the beach a few hours later.

Connecticut State Trooper Steals Cash and Gold Chain from Dying Motorcycle Crash Victim - Caught on his own Dashboard Cam

BRIDGEPORT, Conn. (AP) — A Connecticut state trooper has pleaded guilty to charges he stole cash and jewelry from a dying accident victim.

The Connecticut Post reports 45-year-old Aaron Huntsman entered a guilty plea Wednesday to charges of larceny and tampering with evidence under the Alford Doctrine. That means he does not agree with the state’s case, but concedes there is enough evidence to secure his conviction.

Prosecutors say Huntsman, a 19-year veteran of the state police, was caught on video from his cruiser’s dashboard camera stealing a gold chain and $3,700 from 49-year-old John Scalesse as the motorcyclist lay dying on Sept. 22, 2012.

Scalesse was fatally injured when his motorcycle crashed on the Merritt Parkway in Fairfield.

Huntsman faces 18 months in prison when he is sentenced on Oct. 3.

Connecticut State Trooper Steals Cash and Gold Chain from Dying Motorcycle Crash Victim - Caught on his own Dashboard Cam

BRIDGEPORT, Conn. (AP) — A Connecticut state trooper has pleaded guilty to charges he stole cash and jewelry from a dying accident victim.

The Connecticut Post reports 45-year-old Aaron Huntsman entered a guilty plea Wednesday to charges of larceny and tampering with evidence under the Alford Doctrine. That means he does not agree with the state’s case, but concedes there is enough evidence to secure his conviction.

Prosecutors say Huntsman, a 19-year veteran of the state police, was caught on video from his cruiser’s dashboard camera stealing a gold chain and $3,700 from 49-year-old John Scalesse as the motorcyclist lay dying on Sept. 22, 2012.

Scalesse was fatally injured when his motorcycle crashed on the Merritt Parkway in Fairfield.

Huntsman faces 18 months in prison when he is sentenced on Oct. 3.

Deadly Combustable Mix: Drunk Husband and Wife, Most Likely Naked on Jet Skis, Arguments about Oral Sex with another Guy.

A Florida man is accused of throwing his wife off a jet ski after she caught him in an affair with another man.

Michael Doster, 50, is now under investigation in the death of his wife, Pamela.

The two were riding a jet ski on July 13 off of Passage Key Beach is “popular with boaters that like to take their clothes off,” Manatee County Public Information Officer Randy Warren told the WTSP.

Police say the couple got into an argument when Pamela Doster, 45, told her husband she caught him and another man performing oral sex on one another, according to a sheriff’s report obtained by The Smoking Gun. Both the Dosters had been drinking, according to NBC News.

Michael Doster allegedly pulled his wife off of the jet ski by her hair, but she climbed back on. This happened 4 more times, but on the fourth time she hit her head on the side of the craft, according to the sheriff’s report.

She said after she hit her head, her husband tried to get her to get back on the jet ski, but she refused. He then called 911, telling dispatchers his wife had jumped off of the craft.

The woman was able to make it to a sand bar on her own, where she was found around 10 p.m. with a swollen hip and bruises on her arm and head. She told responders what happened, but died of her injuries at a hospital on Wednesday.

Deadly Combustable Mix: Drunk Husband and Wife, Most Likely Naked on Jet Skis, Arguments about Oral Sex with another Guy.

A Florida man is accused of throwing his wife off a jet ski after she caught him in an affair with another man.

Michael Doster, 50, is now under investigation in the death of his wife, Pamela.

The two were riding a jet ski on July 13 off of Passage Key Beach is “popular with boaters that like to take their clothes off,” Manatee County Public Information Officer Randy Warren told the WTSP.

Police say the couple got into an argument when Pamela Doster, 45, told her husband she caught him and another man performing oral sex on one another, according to a sheriff’s report obtained by The Smoking Gun. Both the Dosters had been drinking, according to NBC News.

Michael Doster allegedly pulled his wife off of the jet ski by her hair, but she climbed back on. This happened 4 more times, but on the fourth time she hit her head on the side of the craft, according to the sheriff’s report.

She said after she hit her head, her husband tried to get her to get back on the jet ski, but she refused. He then called 911, telling dispatchers his wife had jumped off of the craft.

The woman was able to make it to a sand bar on her own, where she was found around 10 p.m. with a swollen hip and bruises on her arm and head. She told responders what happened, but died of her injuries at a hospital on Wednesday.

ETERNAL WAR AGAINST SPIDERS! Man Burns House in Attempt to Kill Spider with Lighter and Spray Paint

by Jonathan Higbee

Well, the spider’s dead isn’t it?! (It is, right?)

If you ever read in the news that we accidentally burned down our home, this is likely the exact reason why that happened: killing a spider with a lighter and spray paint. 

A Seattle man used this combination in the latest battle of the Eternal War Against Spiders and caused $40,000 in fire damage to his home. The Seattle Fire Department responded to the call to put out the blaze before it consumed the entire house. “Worth it,” the man may or may not have said.

A man who lived at the home told fire officials he was trying to kill a spider in his laundry room using a can of spray paint and a lighter when the wall caught fire, according to Kyle Moore with the Seattle Fire Department. The man wasn’t able to put the fire out himself, and he left the home when it began to spread.

"I don’t want to encourage people to do this, but that’s what he did," Moore said. "The spider tried to get into the wall. He sprayed flames on the wall, lit the wall on fire, and that extended up to the ceiling."

The man initially tried to put water on the fire, but he wasn’t able to put it out and the blaze spread quickly spread into the attic.

"There are safer, more effective ways to kill a spider than using fire," Moore said. "Fire is not the method to use to kill a spider."

That’s debatable, I think. Don’t make me look for better options than the Bic bendable grill lighter when I’m faced with a spider and obviously only seconds left of my life.

ETERNAL WAR AGAINST SPIDERS! Man Burns House in Attempt to Kill Spider with Lighter and Spray Paint

by Jonathan Higbee

Well, the spider’s dead isn’t it?! (It is, right?)

If you ever read in the news that we accidentally burned down our home, this is likely the exact reason why that happened: killing a spider with a lighter and spray paint.

A Seattle man used this combination in the latest battle of the Eternal War Against Spiders and caused $40,000 in fire damage to his home. The Seattle Fire Department responded to the call to put out the blaze before it consumed the entire house. “Worth it,” the man may or may not have said.

A man who lived at the home told fire officials he was trying to kill a spider in his laundry room using a can of spray paint and a lighter when the wall caught fire, according to Kyle Moore with the Seattle Fire Department. The man wasn’t able to put the fire out himself, and he left the home when it began to spread.

"I don’t want to encourage people to do this, but that’s what he did," Moore said. "The spider tried to get into the wall. He sprayed flames on the wall, lit the wall on fire, and that extended up to the ceiling."

The man initially tried to put water on the fire, but he wasn’t able to put it out and the blaze spread quickly spread into the attic.

"There are safer, more effective ways to kill a spider than using fire," Moore said. "Fire is not the method to use to kill a spider."

That’s debatable, I think. Don’t make me look for better options than the Bic bendable grill lighter when I’m faced with a spider and obviously only seconds left of my life.

(via kidzombie)

(via sle4zy)

DRUNK BOYFRIEND, GIRLFRIEND CRASH CARS INTO EACH OTHER, MERCED PD SAYS

Monday, July 14, 2014
MERCED, Calif. — Merced, Calif., police say a boyfriend and girlfriend crashed their cars into each other while driving home drunk from a party.

The collision happened at Childs Avenue and S Street just before 1 a.m. Sunday. Officers say it started when Steven Murrieta, 30, and Cheng Saeturn, 29, left a nearby party in separate cars. Murrieta is accused of cutting through a park and taking out a barbecue pit before running a stop sign and hitting his girlfriend’s car. 

Police say his blood-alcohol level was nearly five times the legal limit. He was taken to the hospital and then booked into jail.

Saeturn suffered a broken collar bone and was cited at the hospital. Her blood-alcohol level was much lower than Murrieta’s, according to authorities.

DRUNK BOYFRIEND, GIRLFRIEND CRASH CARS INTO EACH OTHER, MERCED PD SAYS

Monday, July 14, 2014
MERCED, Calif. — Merced, Calif., police say a boyfriend and girlfriend crashed their cars into each other while driving home drunk from a party.

The collision happened at Childs Avenue and S Street just before 1 a.m. Sunday. Officers say it started when Steven Murrieta, 30, and Cheng Saeturn, 29, left a nearby party in separate cars. Murrieta is accused of cutting through a park and taking out a barbecue pit before running a stop sign and hitting his girlfriend’s car.

Police say his blood-alcohol level was nearly five times the legal limit. He was taken to the hospital and then booked into jail.

Saeturn suffered a broken collar bone and was cited at the hospital. Her blood-alcohol level was much lower than Murrieta’s, according to authorities.

Busted! Two women caught stealing a canopy on the beach, lie about it, then attack!


Over 5 million youtube views in a few days. I’d be much more angry than the guy filming. The women left before cops arrived but they are shamed!
Fan Caught Sleeping at Yankees Game Suing ESPN for $10 Million in Damages…for Emotional Distress?!

The fan who was caught sleeping is suing ESPN for $10 million in damages. The Smoking Gun reported the details:

Andrew Rector, 26, nodded off during the fourth inning of an April 13 contest at Yankee Stadium, and was shown on TV with his head slumped to the side as he snoozed in his second-row seat in the ballpark’s lower level. 

ESPN announcer Dan Shulman referred to the sleeping fan as “oblivious,” while John Kruk, the network’s color commentator, noted that the ballpark was “not the place you come to sleep.” Shulman also wondered whether the fan had slept through a third inning home run by Yankee Carlos Beltran (which, Shulman said, prompted the crowd of 45,000 to “stand up and cheer”).

In his complaint, which was filed this month in State Supreme Court in the Bronx, Rector contends that he was subjected to an “unending verbal crusade” by the ESPN announcers. The comments caused Rector […] emotional distress, according to the July 3 lawsuit.

Fan Caught Sleeping at Yankees Game Suing ESPN for $10 Million in Damages…for Emotional Distress?!

The fan who was caught sleeping is suing ESPN for $10 million in damages. The Smoking Gun reported the details:

Andrew Rector, 26, nodded off during the fourth inning of an April 13 contest at Yankee Stadium, and was shown on TV with his head slumped to the side as he snoozed in his second-row seat in the ballpark’s lower level.

ESPN announcer Dan Shulman referred to the sleeping fan as “oblivious,” while John Kruk, the network’s color commentator, noted that the ballpark was “not the place you come to sleep.” Shulman also wondered whether the fan had slept through a third inning home run by Yankee Carlos Beltran (which, Shulman said, prompted the crowd of 45,000 to “stand up and cheer”).

In his complaint, which was filed this month in State Supreme Court in the Bronx, Rector contends that he was subjected to an “unending verbal crusade” by the ESPN announcers. The comments caused Rector […] emotional distress, according to the July 3 lawsuit.

Robbery Suspect who Shot Himself in Testicles Jailed

PORTLAND – A suspect who shot his neighbor during a robbery and then accidentally shot himself in the testicles Tuesday was booked Wednesday in the Multnomah County Jail, police said.

Joseph Johnson, 40 (pictured), was charged with robbery, assault and felon in possession of a firearm after detectives learned he confronted his neighbor, 32-year-old Jordan Merrell, in the parking lot behind their building at Southwest 10th Avenue and Southwest Columbia Street, said Sgt. Pete Simpson with Portland police.

Around 8 p.m., Johnson demanded Merrell’s property then shot him once in the leg. While Johnson ran away, he shoved the gun into his front waistband and shot himself in the testicles, Simpson said.

Witnesses said they heard the argument and saw Merrell run into a nearby Safeway grocery store with a gunshot wound.
Police swarmed to the area and closed adjacent streets to track Johnson down.

Transit police then spotted Johnson talking to a woman getting into her car at Southwest 6th Avenue and Southwest Mill Street. Johnson tried to run but fell to the ground and was taken into custody.

Johnson still had the handgun used in the shooting, which police later learned was stolen during a car break in near the Rose Quarter in November.

Johnson was treated for his injuries and booked in jail. Merrell was in the hospital with serious but non-life-threatening injuries.

Robbery Suspect who Shot Himself in Testicles Jailed

PORTLAND – A suspect who shot his neighbor during a robbery and then accidentally shot himself in the testicles Tuesday was booked Wednesday in the Multnomah County Jail, police said.

Joseph Johnson, 40 (pictured), was charged with robbery, assault and felon in possession of a firearm after detectives learned he confronted his neighbor, 32-year-old Jordan Merrell, in the parking lot behind their building at Southwest 10th Avenue and Southwest Columbia Street, said Sgt. Pete Simpson with Portland police.

Around 8 p.m., Johnson demanded Merrell’s property then shot him once in the leg. While Johnson ran away, he shoved the gun into his front waistband and shot himself in the testicles, Simpson said.

Witnesses said they heard the argument and saw Merrell run into a nearby Safeway grocery store with a gunshot wound.
Police swarmed to the area and closed adjacent streets to track Johnson down.

Transit police then spotted Johnson talking to a woman getting into her car at Southwest 6th Avenue and Southwest Mill Street. Johnson tried to run but fell to the ground and was taken into custody.

Johnson still had the handgun used in the shooting, which police later learned was stolen during a car break in near the Rose Quarter in November.

Johnson was treated for his injuries and booked in jail. Merrell was in the hospital with serious but non-life-threatening injuries.