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Firefighters Smash 2-Day Old BMW that was Illegally Blocking Hydrant

Firefighters battling an 8-alarm blaze in East Boston also had to contend with some asshole’s brand new BMW, which was parked in front of a fire hydrant they needed to access as quickly as possible. They smashed the car’s windows and ran the hose right through the front seat.

No one was injured in the Lexington Street fire, but 3 dozen residents were left homeless after a Toyota engine caught fire in an alley, sending several buildings up in flames.

With homes already engulfed and the closer hydrants all taken, Boston Fire couldn’t waste time moving the car. But even once they got the hose through the BMW’s windows, it was still kinked.

"You can move the car a short distance, which is what they did to get the kink out," the fire department’s Steve MacDonald told CBS. "Again, this is all effort that should be concentrated on putting the fire out."

Neighbors said the BMW’s owner—who had bought and registered the car just 2 days prior—drove it away from the scene with busted windows and a large dent on one side. He was fined $100 for the parking violation.

"He was mad," a friend told CBS. "I wanted to cry for him. Of course, he brought that on himself."

Firefighters Smash 2-Day Old BMW that was Illegally Blocking Hydrant

Firefighters battling an 8-alarm blaze in East Boston also had to contend with some asshole’s brand new BMW, which was parked in front of a fire hydrant they needed to access as quickly as possible. They smashed the car’s windows and ran the hose right through the front seat.

No one was injured in the Lexington Street fire, but 3 dozen residents were left homeless after a Toyota engine caught fire in an alley, sending several buildings up in flames.

With homes already engulfed and the closer hydrants all taken, Boston Fire couldn’t waste time moving the car. But even once they got the hose through the BMW’s windows, it was still kinked.

"You can move the car a short distance, which is what they did to get the kink out," the fire department’s Steve MacDonald told CBS. "Again, this is all effort that should be concentrated on putting the fire out."

Neighbors said the BMW’s owner—who had bought and registered the car just 2 days prior—drove it away from the scene with busted windows and a large dent on one side. He was fined $100 for the parking violation.

"He was mad," a friend told CBS. "I wanted to cry for him. Of course, he brought that on himself."

Jersey City Police say Fondisha Swan uses gay slur, gets stabbed 5 times in legs, and gets arrested for trespassing. Must be more to this story. 

A Delaware woman was stabbed in both legs after calling a man a gay slur outside a Jersey City building early this morning, police said.

The 29-year-old woman, Fondisha Swan, of Wilmington, Del., told police she and a friend were on Clifton Place when a man came out of the building at 7 a.m. and asked her for a cigarette.

When she told the man she didn’t have a cigarette and called him a name, the man stabbed her four times in her left leg and once in the right leg, police said.

Swan and Aakasha Bouier, 27, of Jersey City, who was with Swan were charged with “criminal trespass for entering a vacant apartment without the owner’s consent,” police said.

Jersey City Police say Fondisha Swan uses gay slur, gets stabbed 5 times in legs, and gets arrested for trespassing. Must be more to this story.

A Delaware woman was stabbed in both legs after calling a man a gay slur outside a Jersey City building early this morning, police said.

The 29-year-old woman, Fondisha Swan, of Wilmington, Del., told police she and a friend were on Clifton Place when a man came out of the building at 7 a.m. and asked her for a cigarette.

When she told the man she didn’t have a cigarette and called him a name, the man stabbed her four times in her left leg and once in the right leg, police said.

Swan and Aakasha Bouier, 27, of Jersey City, who was with Swan were charged with “criminal trespass for entering a vacant apartment without the owner’s consent,” police said.

Gun tucked in waistband shoots man in genitals

Reported by the Press Enterprise of Riverside California 3-22-2014.  Colton police report that a man, Jeffrey Cordova, apparently tucked a gun into his waistband and accidentally shot himself in the genitals.  The man went to the Arrowhead Regional Medical Center at 7:46 PM March 15, 2014 with a gunshot wound to the groin.  Police were called, and the man “refused to cooperate with investigators, but an examination of the man’s clothing revealed the bullet came from inside his pants, the detective said.”  The man was admitted to surgery and is expected to survive.  Trouble is not over though - he is wanted on suspicion of parole violations for assault with a deadly weapon, and charges of illegal firearms possession are being investigated.  There is no report on the future of his reproductive organs, but this does not look promising.  We can only hope he is removed from the gene pool.

"Reality show snake-handling preacher dies — of snakebite"

POPEYE LIVES! 
He’s just like Popeye, only without the strength.
Arlindo de Souza, a 43-year-old weightlifter, believes he’s grown the largest arms in his native Brazil.
The bodybuilder’s  biceps measure a staggering 29 inches around and are the product of a self-administered cocktail of mineral oil and alcohol.
But while his biceps may look the part, they don’t act it. The bricklayer hasn’t gained any strength and is only able to lift normal weights.
De Souza injected himself with the mixture for two months two years ago in his attempt to become the top dog at his gym in Olinda, a city on the country’s northeastern coast.
The Brazilian isn’t the only person resorting to using synthetic materials to bulk up his bod, as many others in the bodybuilding community are said to be doing the same.
Doctors claim that the frequent injections play havoc with muscle tissue and can result in the formation of multiple abscesses which can lead to amputation or death.
Just in de Souza’s inner circle, the practice has proven deadly, claiming the life of the bodybuilder’s close friend, Paulinho.

POPEYE LIVES!


He’s just like Popeye, only without the strength.
Arlindo de Souza, a 43-year-old weightlifter, believes he’s grown the largest arms in his native Brazil.
The bodybuilder’s biceps measure a staggering 29 inches around and are the product of a self-administered cocktail of mineral oil and alcohol.
But while his biceps may look the part, they don’t act it. The bricklayer hasn’t gained any strength and is only able to lift normal weights.
De Souza injected himself with the mixture for two months two years ago in his attempt to become the top dog at his gym in Olinda, a city on the country’s northeastern coast.
The Brazilian isn’t the only person resorting to using synthetic materials to bulk up his bod, as many others in the bodybuilding community are said to be doing the same.
Doctors claim that the frequent injections play havoc with muscle tissue and can result in the formation of multiple abscesses which can lead to amputation or death.
Just in de Souza’s inner circle, the practice has proven deadly, claiming the life of the bodybuilder’s close friend, Paulinho.

Nun Gives Birth, Says She Had No Idea She Was Pregnant. What, Immaculate Conception?

Fans of Discovery Health’s “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant” will love this: a Salvadoran nun gave birth in Italy this week, claiming she had absolutely no idea she was pregnant.

She said she was in her convent in Campomoro when she felt stomach cramps and was rushed to a hospital in the nearby city of Rieti, AFP reports. She ended up giving birth to a boy.

Italian news agency ANSA reported that the 31-year-old nun named her son Francesco, which also happens to be the name of the current Pope (and TIME’s 2013 Person of the Year.)

Her fellow nuns back at the “Little Disciples of Jesus” convent said they were “very surprised” about all this. And the convent’s mother superior, Sister Erminia, said, “It seems she was not able to resist temptation.” You said it, Sister.

Point Gun at Own Head, Pull Trigger…Man Kills Self With Gun During Demonstration On Gun Safety

A man from Independence Township, Michigan, accidentally shot himself to death on Monday while teaching his girlfriend about gun safety, the Oakland Press reports.

The 36-year-old man, whose name has not been released, was showing his girlfriend how his three handguns are safe when they aren’t loaded, according to the Detroit Free Press. He was attempting to demonstrate the safety of the handguns by holding them to his head and pulling the trigger.

The third gun fired, and the man was struck in the head. He was pronounced dead at the scene.

Three children ages 7, 10, and 12 were in the home, but did not witness the shooting, according to reports. The man’s girlfriend told authorities he had been drinking most of the day before the incident took place.

This isn’t the first time a gun safety demonstration has gone wrong. In January 2013, 18-year-old Florida resident Alexander Xavier Shaw died doing a similar demonstration. Richard M. McLean, a 22-year-old from Michigan, died in a similar fashion in June 2012. Missouri resident James Looney, 40, was also teaching his girlfriend about gun safety when he shot himself in the head in September 2009.

Police ‘like’ wanted Pa. suspect’s Facebook post

FREELAND, Pa. - Police in one northeastern Pennsylvania town really “liked” this Facebook post.

Officers in Freeland arrested 35-year-old Anthony Lescowitch on Monday night, less than two hours after he shared a wanted photo of himself and taunted police for not being able to find him, the (Wilkes-Barre) Times Leader (http://bit.ly/1bg0cOK ) reported Tuesday.

Lescowitch shared the wanted bulletin minutes after Freeland police posted it on the department Facebook page Monday night, authorities said. He was being sought on assault-related charges.

An officer pretending to be an attractive woman then messaged Lescowitch, according to police. Lescowitch refused the offer of a drink but eventually agreed to meet for a cigarette, and was arrested at the agreed-upon location.

After the arrest, police posted this message: “CAPTURED!!!!!! SHARES OUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK ABOUT HIMSELF, CAPTURED 45 MINUTES LATER.”

Lescowitch, of Drifton, remained in the Luzerne County Jail Tuesday. Court records don’t list a defense attorney for him, but show he faces a preliminary hearing Jan. 29 on charges including aggravated assault, reckless endangerment and disorderly conduct stemming from an incident July 14.